Archive for November 8th, 2020

Titles have a function, hence the reason they exist but for those of us more subversive than most, can we play with them?

BM is for Bad Master (in honour of ex-Luton G.H.Diggle), in terms of style BM means battymanesque (ex Luton moi)

CM not Candidate Master but Complete Muppet

FM Not FIDE Master but Faint-hearted mobster

IM not International Master but Ill-mannered madman

GM not Grand Master but Gay minion

SGM not Super Grand Master but Scary gruesome monster

And finally

IA not International Arbiter but Incompetent arsehole

Right, it’s gone 1 am and I’m off to Bedfordshire.

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