Having just read my last post, I am in agreement with myself, that now is the time to act.
I’m going to write a letter to my government, suggesting they set up huge bonfires across the country for chess players who want to see the end of their books. You will not have to pay money for this service I will tell them. One of which will be just outside the London Chess & Bridge centre, Baker St. London
If you could just fill in the form below, I will start petitioning pronto, just put a tick in the last column for petition one
Petition 1 (of great importance)
Name of club
Books you are keen to burn
Town you reside in
Tricked into this by McCready
Petition 2 (additional information)
Hat size
Inside leg measurement
Shoe size
Vegetarian?
What is your quest in life?
Petition 3 (naughty boy info)
Do you sniff glue?
Are you an alcoholic?
Smoke drugs?
Have you ever mugged anyone?
Petition 4 (manifestation of guilt…oops extra info…yes extra info, that was what I meant)
Been behind bars have we?
Do you carry shooters when you play chess?
Worshipped the devil during competitive chess play before?
Does anarchy rule supreme for you?
All names received all much appreciated, I shall get onto this right away.
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