Upon this coming Friday, I shall not be present at Bangkok Chess Club. And why’s that you ask? Put simply, I pulled an absolute stunner about a month ago, and we have our first date lined up for the same night as the chess club. And when I say stunner, I really do mean it. I’m not messing about. I think she’s absolutely fantastic and to show you why, I shall leave you with a picture of her, then it will become abundantly clear why there’s no fucking way I will be at the club this Friday.

I swear on my life, I’m not fucking about -that is who I am dating. I’m all over her like the fucking plague, as you might expect, so yeah ‘fuck the chess club.’
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